I don't think I've ever eaten this much in my life

And coming from me, that’s saying something.

Lap band surgery, please.

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“What languages do they speak in Switzerland? German? French? Swiss? Is Swiss a language?”

Me, Thursday night. I sat way too close the screen in the cinemas and it ruined my brain for the rest of the night. I couldn’t even walk straight.

And yes, I am in fact a language student.

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Stalking, Web 2.0

I already have a mynameise, and now I have a flavors.me. I don’t have these because I’m interesting on the internet, I have these domains so that nobody else can have them.

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My favourite part of Lost so far. H8 Locke so much, guys.

My favourite part of Lost so far. H8 Locke so much, guys.

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HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT, YOU BALD IDIOT

HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT, YOU BALD IDIOT

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My favourite parts of Lost are the parts where John Locke gets hurt.

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Homovember

It took me thirty days to make up this portmanteau?

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themagicalgnomes: 20091130 - Day Thirty - Spencer Dear Movember, I apologise sincerely for the lack of updates in the past ten days. You see, I had this really terrible haircut that absolutely devastated me. Also, I’ve been busy studying for the JLPT. So, this is it. The end of Movember. I am pleased that I raised $175 (online) for men’s health issues. Thanks to everybody who donated to me, your blowjobs should arrive in your mailboxes sometime during this week. In less altruistic news, I have greatly enjoyed not shaving on a daily basis. In fact, I have enjoyed this so much that I think I’ll just keep my disgusting mo’ for a little while yet. It’s not as if I have an actual life with things to do and people to see, so having a mo’ won’t be that disruptive to my everyday life. It was fun, y’all. Thanks. Love, Spencer Movember has ended!

themagicalgnomes:

20091130 - Day Thirty - Spencer

Dear Movember,

I apologise sincerely for the lack of updates in the past ten days. You see, I had this really terrible haircut that absolutely devastated me. Also, I’ve been busy studying for the JLPT.

So, this is it. The end of Movember. I am pleased that I raised $175 (online) for men’s health issues. Thanks to everybody who donated to me, your blowjobs should arrive in your mailboxes sometime during this week.

In less altruistic news, I have greatly enjoyed not shaving on a daily basis. In fact, I have enjoyed this so much that I think I’ll just keep my disgusting mo’ for a little while yet. It’s not as if I have an actual life with things to do and people to see, so having a mo’ won’t be that disruptive to my everyday life.

It was fun, y’all. Thanks.

Love,

Spencer

Movember has ended!

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planettampon: After watching Eden Lake I have decided that I must sit on Michael Fassbender’s cock ASAP. It’s imperative. I don’t think I’ll survive much longer without taking his load in my mouth. I REQUIRE NUTRIENTS. Michael Fassbender is sex. I downloaded Hex a couple of years ago just for him. He played a fallen angel who impregnates a witch. Fucking babe. Also, Inglourious Basterds.

planettampon:

After watching Eden Lake I have decided that I must sit on Michael Fassbender’s cock ASAP. It’s imperative. I don’t think I’ll survive much longer without taking his load in my mouth. I REQUIRE NUTRIENTS.

Michael Fassbender is sex. I downloaded Hex a couple of years ago just for him. He played a fallen angel who impregnates a witch. Fucking babe.

Also, Inglourious Basterds.

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Driving is shit

Driving is a skill that I should have, or so everyone would have me believe.

I don’t need to drive. I’ve got public transport and taxis. I can walk or ride a bike. If there’s an emergency and somebody needs to be driven to the hospital, I’ll call an ambulance or let them die. If I’m travelling, then I’ll go by bus or plane or I’ll trade blow jobs for lifts.

I’ve got this all sorted out.

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Information I learnt about myself today which is completely devastating

I’m one of those terrible Asian lady drivers.

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